She doesn't deal with confrontation well.
l questioned her serving veal.
Later, we found her in the garage with the engine running on her golf cart.
Whoa, it's Maris!
- l don't think we'll ever see Maris. - We did at the beginning, remember?
When we first thought of her we said,
''They're going to say it's just like Vera on 'Cheers'. So what we'll do,
''in the third episode, we'll fool everyone and show her.''
Then it started being so funny not seeing her, we went, ''Well...''
Everybody has their own vision of what Maris looks like.
With the things that have been written about her,
we'd never find anybody who could match those things.
When we go off the air she'll probably have her own show.
Niles, why don't you bring Maris?
l'm supposed to ask Maris to spend an evening with a baseball player?
Why don't l just ask her to rub my shoulders.
- Will Maris be joining us? - No, she had a bad experience there.
An ltalian soccer team was at the next table.
Maris announced she was in the mood for a goose. Tragedy ensued.
- Where's Maris? - ln the car, practising her giggle.
Yes Maris, l'm sure.
No, no, you can't gain weight from a Glucose lV.
- What's wrong wit Mrs Crane? - Nothing serious. Cosmetic surgery.
Her chin, her lips, her cheeks, her eyelids...
You'd be faster if you told us what she was leaving alone.
- You'll spend the evening with us? - Yes, Maris feels family comes first.
She saw this model and thought it the perfect project to share with Dad.
- She wanted you out of the house? - Like a musty smell!
Why's Maris wearing jodhpurs? She hasn't taken up horseback riding?
She wanted to, but her little quadriceps are so tight
she can't straddle anything larger than a border collie.
My wife, Maris, has all our servants at your campaign HQ, licking envelopes.
She'd do it herself, but the poor thing can't produce saliva.
Maris is learning German? Just when you thought she couldn't get cuddlier!
You don't mind my stopping by?
Maris is hosting the women's senior yoga group...
old money and bodystockings!
You know Maris loves you, but it's still nice to hear it.
l imagine it would be but let's stick to attainable goals.
Maybe it wouldn't hurt to look into getting her eggs frozen.
l suspect they're only a few degrees away from that now.
That's enough excitement for one evening. l'm going home to Maris.
l thought she wasn't speaking to you?
She wearies of being frosty to the help.
This Maris he kept mentioning is a woman?
The jury's still out on that one.